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I should win the CANNA Calendar..

19 February, 2014
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..because I have the 2013 edition and now there is a BIG empty space that just can't be filled with nothing less than the brand new 2014 CANNA Calendar. So please fill my hole on the wall. This is just one of the responses which we received after we asked you to tell us why you should win the CANNA Calendar 2014.

The first fifty entries received a copy and that means that we – unfortunately – had to disappoint a lot of you guys. Sorry 'bout that. Nevertheless we would like to thank you for the amazing responses! We really had difficulties to screw the big smiles from our faces after reading all your reasons to win the CANNA Calendar. Here some of the amusing entries:

“I terribly need a 2014 CANNA Calendar to keep my sanity in this crazy new year. Besides; CANNA is the best!”

“Your product is good for the planet and the girls are good for my soul.”

“I need the calendar because I'm amazing at gardening and this might be the only thing that could improve my yields.”

“Because I'm unlucky in love, but get all the love with CANNA.”

“I need a calendar so badly because I spend all my time surrounded by CANNA products in my grow room that I have no time to meet women. Sometimes I even forget what they look like...”

“I always use CANNA and I never go wrong. All that is missing are boobs and a thong.”